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Name/Alias: Finny

Location: REDACTED, France

Turn-ons: honesty and respect
Turn-offs: confidence with no basis

Current Obsessions: cargo pant
Guilty Pleasures: america's next top mpdel
Darkest Fear: cats being in danger


Albums: Every album by Electric President and Jason Molina/Songs:Ohia, Ten (Pearl Jam), Purple by STP, How It Feels.. by SDRE, and Keep It Like A Secret by Built to Spill
Food & Snacks: Cheese, Sour candy, Coffee, Cranberries
Movies & TV Shows: Nirvana the band the show, Due South, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Motorcity, W.I.T.C.H, Detentionnaire
Books & Authors: Ulf Stark, Terry Pratchett, Noam Chomsky, Douglas Adams
Video Games: NITW, Ace Attorney, Titanfall, Broken Age, Assassins Creed, Spy Fox, Skate
Fictional Character: Mike Chilton, Dale Cooper, Jude Lizowski, Camina Drummer, Shaak Tir

Fun fact: i thought 2 of my dreams were prophetic, turns out it was just a coinkydink


IG: i dont like ig :(

Name/Alias: Catra

Location: Denmark

Turn-ons: experimental music, strong athletes, internet, black & short clothes (on me)
Turn-offs: grey/beige outfit dresser and home, calm zen stuff, they live the grain life, no sugar in life

Current Obsessions: game of thrones, surfing the web, filming videos
Guilty Pleasures: porn, watching more than one episode of a show in a row lol
Darkest Fear: the ocean, any deep body of water


Albums: hurry up were dreaming - m83, art angels - grimes, I CANT PICK MY THIRD ONE I LIKE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!
Food & Snacks: dolma, tomato soup NO lumps, seasoned chips, pickles, chocolate cake, roasted sunflower seeds!!!
Movies & TV Shows: interstellar, dune 2021, the witcher, game of thrones, lost in space, she-ra, alice in borderland, revolutionary girl utena
Books & Authors: i dont read much anymore :/
Video Games: my computer is too crap to game so i dont have any
Fictional Character: catra

Fun fact: im immune to mosquito bites (no bump, no itching)


IG: catraa.a

Name/Alias: Uranium

Location: California

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ passion, spontaneity, femmes
Turn-offs: (• ◡•) neocities, mcr, bass guitar

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) neocities, mcr, bass guitar
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) mikes hard lemonade immediately after work
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ my life has no purpose


Albums: The Black Parade
Food & Snacks: popcorn, gummy worms, pears, mint gum, garlic pasta
Movies & TV Shows: antiviral, mob psycho
Books & Authors: the locked tomb
Video Games: i dont play :/
Fictional Character: VRISKA SERKET

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) ive been stabbed on camera



Name/Alias: Kevin from Pixel Lit

Location: The Fascist state of Florida

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ
Turn-offs: plzno

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•)Baldur's Gate 3
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ The Sun Disappearing


Albums: Kind of Blue - Miles Davis
Food & Snacks: Goldfish Crackers ofc
Movies & TV Shows: The Thing
Books & Authors: That's a good question
Video Games: Woof, too many. Uh, today I'll go with Return of the Obra Dinn

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀)I have a podcast


IG: @pixellitpod

Name/Alias: Mika

Location: Your attic

Turn-ons: Wouldn't you like to know
Turn-offs: Top 40 radio

Current Obsessions: Ouji fashion
Guilty Pleasures: I shan't say
Darkest Fear: Climate change


Albums: Hawaii Part II, Mint Jams, Song Machine
Food & Snacks: Chili cheese doritos, Korean spicy cucumber salad
Movies & TV Shows: Kubo and the Two Strings, The Shape of Water
Books & Authors: Hellboy, Good Omens, dry nonfiction books about cults
Video Games: The Stanley Parable, Inscryption
Fictional Character: Spider-Man Noir

Fun fact: I can bend my left thumb backwards but it kinda hurts



Name/Alias: Thorn

Location: Northeast Corridor USA

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔIntelligence, strength (I like getting tossed around by buff guys and gals), kindness, creativity, nice hair, necking
Turn-offs: plzno self-centeredness, pro-capitalist, car enthusiast (as in going to street meetups and being sports car obsessed, I don't mind people who fix up old cars or do mechanical work)

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•)Spiderverse, i just saw the movie and I'm going feral over it
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)Gordon Ramsey reality TV shows
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\Being stuck in the past and unable to escape old cycles


Albums: Save Rock and Roll- Fall Out Boy, Xanthan Gun- Patricia Taxxon, Fleeting- Khaki Cuffs, Never Again- Eyebawl, Best House on a Bad Block- 1800 Pain, Future Hearts- All Time Low
Food & Snacks: Ramen, Black Pudding (Irish Blood Sausage), Hard Shell Tacos
Movies & TV Shows: Star Trek (Mostly TOS and TNG), Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, The Good Place, Futurama
Books & Authors: Angela Davis
Video Games: Stardew Valley, Civilization Series
Fictional Character: L from Death Note

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀)I've been doing all of my own haircuts and styling for the last 5 years.


IG: thornleap

Name/Alias: izzy / four✧point

Location: the ether/net

Turn-ons: skilled trade, humor, collarbones, imperfect teeth
Turn-offs: fear of vulnerability, capitalism

Current Obsessions: magick, geotrauatics, cob building, hacking
Guilty Pleasures: dont believe in this concept :3c
Darkest Fear: having to move back in with my dad lol


Albums: unhappy refrain - wowaka, hejira - joni mitchell, doppelganger - the fall of troy
Food & Snacks: katsu curry, dolmades, lemon poppyseed muffins, stuff made with einkorn flour
Movies & TV Shows: waking life, scooby doo, clue, the sopranos, american movie
Books & Authors: samuel r. delany, sadie plant, alan watts, dale pendell
Video Games: persona series, animal crossing, chulip, moon, sly cooper ehehe
Fictional Character: God™ , You who is reading this

Fun fact: archangel michael once visited me in a dunkin donuts to divine my future


Name/Alias: Quinn

Location: argentina/new zealand

Turn-ons: guitar, cool flippy hair, people who look like any of The Beatles, bright colours of hair, same interests, sick shoes
Turn-offs: no guitar, no flippy hair, looks nothing like The Beatles, bland hair, different interests, boring shoes, watches hentai

Current Obsessions: guitar
Guilty Pleasures: eating lotsa aweets and chocolats
Darkest Fear: death ig?? idk


Albums: i have loooooots so i'll just name a few: ameerican idiot by green day, three cheers for sweet revenge by mcr, riot by paramore
Food & Snacks: tallarines-a-la-crema, chocolate ice cream and alfajores
Movies & TV Shows: death note, the disastrous life of saiki k, toilet bound hanako-kun
Books & Authors: lord of the rings, Homeroom diaries by james patterson
Video Games: sonic 2, sonic 3 and knuckles, sonic mania, super mario world, minecraft.
Fictional Character: L from death note,

Fun fact: i collect those can tab thingies


IG: i have no 'stagram

Name/Alias: star / cass

Location: up yo ass and around the corner

Turn-ons: tiny waist, good volume hair, glasses, nature lovers, sharing the same interests, thick eyelashes, listens, trusts me, quiet, singers, funny asf, letters, poems, deep voice
Turn-offs: don't talk abt feelings, lashes out time to time, leaves w/ out an explanation, still talks to their ex (this totally isn't aimed at no one.)

Current Obsessions: space, stars, bugs, digital cameras, crystals, video essays
Darkest Fear: amber alerts, hijacks and discordians


Albums: race, dsu, high, i'll be okay, cherry bomb, igor, cannot be bothered to add more sorrry
Food & Snacks: raw salmon, konpeito, baozi and cheese
Movies & TV Shows: skins, the craft, labyrinth, idfk tv is boring
Books & Authors: KA Applegate, Ted Chiang (saw your PDF of his essay, very nice!)

Fun fact: i have no friends


IG: boutatieaknot

Name/Alias: Marisa

Location: South Carolina right now, unfortunately

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔIntelligence, chest hair
Turn-offs: plznoTakes self too seriously

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•)Pirates, fictional and historical
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)Cheesy pop music
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\I should probably say total nuclear annihilation but honestly at this point it might just be a relief


Albums: Jagged Little Pill, Affirmation by Savage Garden (I told you like cheesy pop), Sam's Town, I guess American taste in music is very basic and sometimes horrible but thankfully I lack shame about it
Food & Snacks: Burritos, smoothies, frappuccinos, vegetarian Tex-Mex, vegetarian Japanese esp sushi and tempura-fried tofu
Movies & TV Shows: I have watched two TV shows in the past forever because TV is too a big commitment; there is a What We Do In The Shadows-to-Our Flag Means Death pipeline and I am caught helplessly in it
Books & Authors: KA Applegate, Ted Chiang (saw your PDF of his essay, very nice!)
Video Games: not big on videogames but give me open-world exploration/collecting/crafting games or story-driven puzzlers and I am happy
Fictional Character: Neo in The Matrix

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀)I came here to say I love your website!! It's so well-done and is giving me all sorts of ideas! I was going to put the name of my Neocities page in your link field but my site's so, so, so basic, it's seriously just straight hand-coded HTML and CSS; I'm mining for ideas right now

IG: I don't have an Instagram, sorry

Name/Alias: kira

Location: kazakhstan

Turn-ons: body hair, big noses, facial moles, sincerity, empathy
Turn-offs: aggression, snobbery

Current Obsessions: sudoku, 72 microseasons in japan, glitter
Guilty Pleasures: watching video essays
Darkest Fear: desocialization


Albums: negro swan by blood orange, when i get home by solange, lp1 by fka twigs, reboot by wonder girls
Food & Snacks: peaches, coffee, rice, tofu
Movies & TV Shows: little miss sunshine, lilya 4-ever, moonlight
Books & Authors: banana yoshimoto, tiny beautiful things by cheryl strayed, attempt about the puberty by hubert fichte
Video Games: the sims 2 (another guilty pleasure of mine)
Fictional Character: homura akemi, minako aino, taeko from only yesterday

Fun fact: i collect bus tickets with angel numbers on them <3


Name/Alias: ( baby j ) ( x ) ( chiron )

Location: (re)trans(voca)l(oc)ation: (t)here

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ unconditional love + laughing with(in) S/self
Turn-offs: plzno conditional fear + laughing at S/self

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) improvisational t'ai chi-- flow(er)ing
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) long hot showers... and sommmmmetimes pepperoni<3
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ being led, rather than nurtured.. or predator/prey, rather than symbiotic


Albums: little voice + "awaken, my love!"
Food & Snacks: rice, veggies, bean burritos and french fries
Movies & TV Shows: YCFM (mythology?) + miyazaki + linklater + arrival
Books & Authors: bhagavad gita + tao te ching + garden awakening + dune
Video Games: zelda + kotor + sims
Fictional Character: stargirl + the little prince + pooh + lyra/pan

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) when i was 9, i was a top-10 bowler in my state's region + i'm see(k)ing friends


IG: waking_myths

Name/Alias: Emilia

Location: Poland

Turn-ons: that’s a top secret information
Turn-offs: facial hair eww

Current Obsessions: vampires
Guilty Pleasures: low budget horror movies
Darkest Fear: ending up completely alone, without family or friends by my side


Albums: every album by Cocteau Twins, Shimmering Warm and Bright by bel canto, Terra-Regina by Mephisto Walz, I Carry You by The Sunshine Blind, Bloodsport by Sneaker Pimps
Food & Snacks: I love soups (żurek my beloved), chips and anything that’s spicy and salty
Movies & TV Shows: wwdits, breaking bad, Saw movies, Sexmission, Suicide Room, The Queen of the Damned, Shrek, Dark Water, Scream
Books & Authors: listing all of them would take an eternity
Video Games: Fallout, Morrowind, VtMB, The Sims 2, point and click adventure games like Grim Fandango or Syberia
Fictional Character: Dagoth Ur

Fun fact: I have a beauty mark on my waterline and so does two of my cousins


IG: ere8ia

Name/Alias: moira

Location: silent hill (california)

Turn-ons: cowboy hats
Turn-offs: having a brain

Current Obsessions: owen wilsons filmography
Guilty Pleasures: really bad pop music from 2008
Darkest Fear: calling the bank


Albums: nymph by shygirl
Food & Snacks: cadburys wispa but i can only find them in the uk :(
Movies & TV Shows: zoolander, legally blonde, everything by gregg araki, succession, the entire evil dead series, peppa pig :•)
Books & Authors: my year of rest and relaxation
Video Games: devil may cry 3, resident evil 2, metal gear solid v, tekken 7, smash ultimate
Fictional Character: dante from dmc and venom snake from metal gear :3

Fun fact: i saw lady gaga in concert the same day the queen of england died LOL


IG: @pinkrabbitfreak

Name/Alias: Gino (The Manager)

Location: Way, USA

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ big noses and honesty
Turn-offs: plzno one-night stands and unbrushed teeth

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) I’ve been getting into Californication. It’s actually much better than I initially anticipated
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) I love looking inside people’s houses when I walk by it is so fun like what do you have in there lemme see
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ forced solitude


Albums: “Volume I” by Fear Of Pop, “Dreams” and “Rules” by The Whitest Boy Alive
Food & Snacks: Rabbit food - apples, celery, carrots, granola
Movies & TV Shows: zSnowpiercer (2013), Star Trek: TNG, Frasier, Seinfeld, China, IL, JJBA, HxH, Monty Python
Books & Authors: The Phantom Tollbooth, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Nicholas Sparks
Video Games: The Stanley Parable, Katamari Damacy, anything by Devolver Digital, Minecraft, Tetris
Fictional Character: Data (Star Trek: TNG), BabyCakes (China, IL), Piku (Pikuniku)

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) I had all of my adult teeth before I was 5 years old


IG: @ginothemanager

Name/Alias: mason!

Location: somewhere you can't reach

Turn-ons: romantically, typically people who are very genuine, also people who like punk music
Turn-offs: romatically, generally cruel people

Current Obsessions: we would be here all day
Guilty Pleasures: taking part in online fandoms
Darkest Fear: living forever


Albums: shape shift with me - against me!
Food & Snacks: dill pickles
Movies & TV Shows: anything with unique art direction
Books & Authors: can't think of any
Video Games: night in the woods / OFF / the stanley parable: ultra deluxe
Fictional Character: couldn't choose

Fun fact: i'm very sensitive to heat, but love warm things

Share-a-Link: (one of my favorite videos possibly ever)

IG: don't really use ig!

Name/Alias: Gloom

Location: the middle of the night

Turn-ons: striped thigh high socks
Turn-offs: ANY body hair

Current Obsessions: magical girl anime
Guilty Pleasures: I don't feel guilty about my pleasures
Darkest Fear: crickets


Albums: Shouting at the Ground by :zoviet*france:, Virgins by Tim Hecker, Low Birth Weight by Piano Magic, The Dead Sea by Xela, Helium by Pram, many more
Food & Snacks: pocky ^_^ and curry
Movies & TV Shows: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Galaxy Angel, Death Note, Lucky Star, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon
Books & Authors: the Emily the Strange novels
Video Games: NaissanceE, Sanguine Sanctum
Fictional Character: Emily the Strange

Fun fact: there isn't a single country in the world I can't show you the location of


IG: ew

Name/Alias: k.r.

Location: hill house

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ lesbians with fucked up genders, singers, neurodivergent in ways compatible with my own neurodivergencies, has thoughts about ghosts
Turn-offs: talks over me, always negative, men, unwilling to be kind or give strangers the benefit of the doubt, lack of communication, doesn't care about ghosts

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) weird little haunted dolls and ceramic figurines. just small odd objects in general. tchotchkes, if you will.
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) the world is too cold to feel guilt for things that bring me joy!!
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ bugs. or guns. or lack of community. mostly bugs though.


Albums: god forgive these bastards - the taxpayers; the fool in her wedding gown - the crane wives; lush - mitski; conventional weapons - my chemical romance; the butcher's share - daniel kahn & the painted bird
Food & Snacks: french toast with whipped cream and cold strawberries; ripple-style utz potato chips; apricot croissants
Movies & TV Shows: pacific rim; the thing (1982); black sails; leverage
Books & Authors: shirley jackson; emily carroll; rosemary valero-oconnell; caitlin starling
Video Games: disco elysium; blaseball; anatomy - kitty horrorshow
Fictional Character: eleanor vance

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) i believe strongly that if i was ever put in a situation where i had to swordfight someone i would be able to summon 20-something years worth of rage and beat them instantly despite never having been in a fight before


Name/Alias: erie

Location: massachusetts :(

Turn-ons: tall, creative, funny, respects me, autistic,
Turn-offs: ableist, straight up liar, weirdo who follows me down the street to ask me out

Current Obsessions: taylor swift, minecraft, neocities itself
Guilty Pleasures: ...taylor swift
Darkest Fear: that everyone will turn on me


Albums: 1989, stranger in the alps, the family jewels, the sensual world, when the pawn
Food & Snacks: falafel & hummus, most pastas, meatloaf, pumpkin pie, hawaiian rolls
Movies & TV Shows: hey arnold, the looney tunes show, amphibia, phineas and ferb, spongebob
Books & Authors: ao3
Video Games: stardew valley, sam & max, fortnite, splatoon, animal crossing
Fictional Character: helga pataki, DOI!

Fun fact: i was in a car with a van halen band member


IG: my neocities is

Name/Alias: xandra

Location: california

Turn-ons: musky colognes, beards, someone who looks hot when they read
Turn-offs: closed-mindedness, ignorance about the class struggle

Current Obsessions: plushies, the personal web, quantum physics
Guilty Pleasures: pumpkin spice lattes, reality tv
Darkest Fear: being erased from existence


Albums: ever after - marianas trench & life support - madison beer
Food & Snacks: falafel & hummus, most pastas, meatloaf, pumpkin pie, hawaiian rolls
Movies & TV Shows: his girl friday, citizen kane, bo burnham's inside, knives out, promising young woman, the batman
Books & Authors: those cheesy mysteries that warm you up on a cold holiday season night
Video Games: overwatch, the sims, hypnospace outlaw, stardew valley, wylde flowers, banished, last call bbs, cyberpunk 2077
Fictional Character: karen filipelli from "the office" - penelope featherington from "bridgerton" - lucifer from "lucifer"

Fun fact: i once drove a mustang to the mall a couple of miles away when i was 13


Name/Alias: ██████████

Location: Earth

Turn-ons: Everything
Turn-offs: None

Current Obsessions: Everything
Guilty Pleasures: Everything
Darkest Fear: None


Albums: ALL
Food & Snacks: ALL
Movies & TV Shows: ALL
Books & Authors: ALL
Video Games: ALL
Fictional Character: ALL



IG: @__469 · twt

Name/Alias: moth enthusiast

Location: "the ghetto of (nearby town)"

Turn-ons: down-to-earth, anyone that compliments my music taste, a dash of autism, .......soft voice
Turn-offs: snakes/shit-talkers, immaturity, people who can't recognise nuance

Current Obsessions: Beetlejuice, Ride The Cyclone, indie music
Guilty Pleasures: weed, having a literal diary, leaving people on delivered
Darkest Fear: going proper insane; not being able to trust my own judgement/perception


Albums: Wheatfield Soul - The Guess Who
Food & Snacks: crab rangoons, extra milk-sogged oreos, matcha lattes
Movies & TV Shows: Little Shop of Horrors (1986), eXistenZ (1999)
Books & Authors: The Princess Bride - William Goldman, The Lives of The Muses - Francine Prose
Video Games: Pokemon R/S/E, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Fictional Character: Beetlejuice, Snap Chalkzone, Silent Bob

Fun fact: I share a birthday with my favorite movie director :D


IG: 🤫

Name/Alias: lovablescamp

Location: australia

Turn-ons: hot girls
Turn-offs: gross stuff

Current Obsessions: computers
Guilty Pleasures: vaping. both kinds.
Darkest Fear: goblins, ghouls, etc.


Albums: i've never listened to music
Food & Snacks: nutella
Movies & TV Shows: war games, true detective (season 1), halt and catch fire
Books & Authors: i never learned how to read
Video Games: the simpsons hit and run
Fictional Character: snoopy

Fun fact: there's nothing "fun" about me, i'm a serious guy


Name/Alias: Eva Eplenash

Location: Hopefully, heaven

Turn-ons: Anything to do with sweet salviary mouths, pregnant women, girl feet in translucent tights
Turn-offs: Anal sex, hair-pulling, roughness that's not rimmed with loveliness

Current Obsessions: Being inconspicious, my swan)
Guilty Pleasures: masturbating too much, pinterest, daydreaming
Darkest Fear: Zombies, the slow, shambling, but scarily unpredictable type


Albums: The Fridge, what people call low self-esteem is really just seeing yourself the way everyone else sees you, goth girl ex machina whatever it's called, too many really, but mostly I just listen to the same things now.
Food & Snacks: Sweet chili Doritos, spicy chips in general, cottage cheese, skyr, cheese, milk, pad thai with tofu
Movies & TV Shows: Ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....
Books & Authors: siddhartha, no longer human, stoner, satanic verses, ehnnn i dunno, i feel like i'm not well versed in books yet to say for sure
Video Games: Morrowind, Rimworld...truth be told, I don't play many vidya.
Fictional Character: eehnnnn? tomoko?

Fun fact: Good lord my throat hurts. Gonna choke myself out with honey or something.


IG: I don't use it...except to stalk people from schools so such account is private!

Name/Alias: Seth

Location: Vancouver

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ t4t
Turn-offs: never being the one to text back first

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) getting on testosterone, dorohedoro ( an anime & manga)
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) trying to be perceived a very specific way to others that isn't necessarily genuine
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ my ocd getting worse


Albums: Four-Calendar Cafe (Cocteau Twins), Flamboyant (Dorian Electra), Hot Paradox (Martin Dupont)
Food & Snacks: panago pizza, pad thai, red bean buns, peas in a pod
Movies & TV Shows: Red Dragon, Hereditary, Prisoners (2013), Dorohedoro
Books & Authors: Mariko Tamaki, Q Hayashida - Dorohedoro, Junji Ito
Video Games: Resident Evil 8, We Know The Devil, Heaven Will Be Mine
Fictional Character: Nightcrawler, Haze Kasukabe, Sasha Waybright

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) I have a cool rare medical condition called situs inversusve


IG: @gnaw_draw

Name/Alias: Strife64

Location: Ohio :(

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ I'd go off but I'm 17 @-@
Turn-offs: plzno
Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) CCXX In LA Vocal Album, SSBU, Shieldbreaking with Sephiroth
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) I don't think I have any I really feel guilty about
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ Being left by the homies


Albums: Plastic Surgery Disasters; Frankenchrist - Dead Kennedys. Fuck World Trade Center - Leftover Crack. Bleach; Nevermind - Nirvana. Minor Threat - Minor Threat. FFVII OST - Nobou Uematso. GGXX OST; GGXX In LA Vocal Edition - Daisuke Ishiwatari Doom OST - Robert Prince. THPS3 Soundtrack - Various Bands/Artists, Various Spoken Word Albums - Jello Biafra
Food & Snacks: Chocolate Milk (drink but whatever), Lemonade, Sunkist, Basically any candy, Steak (medium rare)
Movies & TV Shows: Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, Baby Driver, Stranger Things, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, The Matrix, Toy Story, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Thor Ragnarok
Books & Authors: All Quiet On the Western Front, 1984, Slaughterhouse Five, Hawkeye (Matt Faction/David Aja run), A Clockwork Orange, Malcom X's Autobiography
Video Games: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Metal Gear Solid 2, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, Super Mario Galaxy, Final Fantasy VII, Spec Ops: The Line, Resident Evil Remake, Tetris NES, Mario Kart DS, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R, Doom (93), Pokemon Showdown
Fictional Character: Raiden, Otacon, and Snake - MGS series, Leon Kennedy - RE2/RE4, Cloud Strife & Sephiroth - FFVII, Steve - Stranger Things, Sol Badguy & Eddie/Zato-One - Guilty Gear, Boba Fett - Star Wars, Red - Pokemon Adventures Manga, Walter White - Breaking Bad, Luigi - Super Mario Bros.

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) I started playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate competitively last November and I'm absolutely in love with the game and its community. I main Sephiroth!


IG: Not active, but my Twitter is @Strife64_

Name/Alias: concrete angel

Location: town in northern sweden

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ persistence in a non threatening way. trusting me enough to ramble about whatever is on your mind, even the most boring and mundane things. not being afraid to show your true feelings and intentions; directness.
Turn-offs: plzno calling me feminine as a compliment. making me decide when i asked you first. talking about my body s*xually. lack of opinions or assertiveness. no sense of identity.

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) h2o: just add water (the tv show).
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) pink.
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ losing jared.


Albums: copy by aira mitsuki, the magic gift box by iiris, forever by sleep over.
Food & Snacks: anything that's made of bread (any type of pie, russian pasty, foccacia, etc.)
Movies & TV Shows: beside h2o, i'm currently watching y: the last man with my friend, and i'm also anticipating the premiere of house of the dragon!
Books & Authors: i'm embarrassed to say i don't read.. i just can't ever find the motivation.
Video Games: dragon age origins and skyrim, although i've never finished either of them.
Fictional Character: no one at this moment.

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) i'm 24 and can't drive


IG: pukekinkgirl

Name/Alias: concrete angel

Location: town in northern sweden

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ persistence in a non threatening way. trusting me enough to ramble about whatever is on your mind, even the most boring and mundane things. not being afraid to show your true feelings and intentions; directness.
Turn-offs: plzno calling me feminine as a compliment. making me decide when i asked you first. talking about my body s*xually. lack of opinions or assertiveness. no sense of identity.

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) h2o: just add water (the tv show).
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) pink.
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ losing jared.


Albums: copy by aira mitsuki, the magic gift box by iiris, forever by sleep over.
Food & Snacks: anything that's made of bread (any type of pie, russian pasty, foccacia, etc.)
Movies & TV Shows: beside h2o, i'm currently watching y: the last man with my friend, and i'm also anticipating the premiere of house of the dragon!
Books & Authors: i'm embarrassed to say i don't read.. i just can't ever find the motivation.
Video Games: dragon age origins and skyrim, although i've never finished either of them.
Fictional Character: no one at this moment.

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) i'm 24 and can't driveat


IG: pukekinkgirl

Name/Alias: bloodtypeoh

Location: my apartment

Turn-ons: bald people apparently...?
Turn-offs: cowards

Current Obsessions: better call saul
Guilty Pleasures: take out
Darkest Fear: answering to familial duty


Albums: zamba puta, blue screen life, knife man, friend oppurtunity, shut the fuck up talking me
Food & Snacks: dark chocolate, coffee, raspberries, eggs
Movies & TV Shows: angels egg, king of the hill, dorohedoro
Books & Authors: bell hooks, erich fromm
Video Games: dark souls, animal crossing
Fictional Character: lets not talk about it.

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) my ass is fat


IG: ewwww

Name/Alias: Dani

Location: the midwest :(

Turn-offs: pretentious people

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) The Binding of Isaac
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ little creatures crawling inside my ears / nose holes


Albums: Solid State Survivor / Heaven or Las Vegas
Food & Snacks: mantecaditos con guayaba
Movies & TV Shows: Alien (1979), The Handmaiden (2016), Perfect Blue (1997)
Books & Authors: The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction
Video Games: The Binding of Isaac, Zelda (most games), Hotline Miami, Chibi Robo...
Fictional Character: Veronica Santangelo

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀)


IG: danimotoraaa


Location: Midwestide

Turn-ons: Assertiveness, laugh, smile, eyes
Turn-offs: hate talk, condescending anything, bladness

Current Obsessions: Assassub;s Creeed: Odyssey and the band Brutus from Belgium
Guilty Pleasures: Dua Lipa
Darkest Fear: Never loving again


Albums: Wayyyy too many to list, truly
Food & Snacks: Pizza, Reese's anything
Movies & TV Shows: The Office, Donnie Darko
Books & Authors: Neil Gaiman
Video Games: AC Odyssey
Fictional Character: n/a

Fun fact: I've been hit by a car twice m


IG: n/a

Name/Alias: Chase

Location: Hong Kong

Turn-ons: ʕ♥ᴥ♥ʔ People who like to play with their words, artists who can't help but project their face onto characters they draw, people who photograph peculiar things in their everyday, people of a culture observing themselves
Turn-offs: plzno "Where are you from?", people who act like there's one norm to follow, people who only have childhood stories to tell, white people observing other cultures

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) My e-lover, adding a splash of vinegar to almost everything, catching the very early morning
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) Game Grumps... Andrew Schulz... IMVU... Habbo...
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ Cannibals, they're invisible predators.


Albums: Pale Machine by Bo En, Impatiens by Kitty, Blood by Lianne La Havas, All Our Favourite Stories by Dog is Dead, In Concert by Kiyohiko and his Haniwa All Stars
Food & Snacks: Baked rice with porkchop and tomato sauce, steamed pork cake, iced lemon tea, baklava
Movies & TV Shows: Scrubs, Jane the Virgin, Claws
Books & Authors: Free Food for Millionaires by MinJin Lee, Sour Heart by Jenny Zhang, Little Reunions by Eileen Chang, Complications by Atul Gawande, Letters to a Young Muslim by Omar Saif Ghobash
Video Games: IMVU, Habbo, MapleStory, Black Desert Mobile, Oxygen Not Included, Minecraft
Fictional Character: Lilo from Lilo and Stitch

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) Jackie Chan blessed my mom's pregnancy with me. m


IG: ikissteddies

Name/Alias: Thoth Cult#7777

Location: State of Denial

Turn-ons: you
Turn-offs: not having the slightest hints of intelligence, humility, worldliness, respect and understanding for humanity and its nuances

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•) sanguine candles dripping onto bare skin in a gloaming hour
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ) Egyptology, weird graphic design, aesthetic movements, ruins of beautiful statues, hot honey cheese puffs
Darkest Fear: /|\ ^._.^ /|\ dying without recognition or appreciation of my works/self, not living a full life that i'm proud of


Albums: here are my 10/10 (or nearly) albums: California by Mr. Bungle, Amsterdam Twerk Music by DJ Yellow Claw, Saada Bonaire by Saada Bonaire, Currents by Tame Impala (also The Slow Rush by Tame Impala), Skelethon by Aesop Rock, Drunk by Thundercat, Ella Mai by Ella Mai, U-Void Synthesizer by Machine Girl
Food & Snacks: Korean and American BBQ, eye-talian cuisine, (soup) dumplings, Alexis' ass
Movies & TV Shows: American Psycho, Maniac, The Little Hours, Gattaca, The Birdcage
Books & Authors: "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius
Video Games: bro do u ever think abt how life is a simulation were in one big video game lol
Fictional Character: it's me. i'm the fucking protagonist. i am very unique

Fun fact: ʕ •́؈•̀) i just ate some buffalo chicken mm m


IG: @litaapollo

Name/Alias: rentkontroll

Location: way out west

Turn-ons: weirdos
Turn-offs: bores

Current Obsessions: our collapsing world
Guilty Pleasures: intoxicants
Darkest Fear: suicidal depression


Albums: lately the MS PAINT self titled ep has been getting a lot of rotation for me
Food & Snacks: i am always looking for a new chips alert if you know what i mean
Movies & TV Shows: vistor q. rocky and bullwinkle
Books & Authors: the death ship, ill nature, suttree, don't leave me, the undying
Video Games: disco elysium
Fictional Character: that sexy fish with lipstick from fantasia

Fun fact: oh i'm not that interesting


IG: rentkontroll

Name/Alias: maybe

Location: MA

Turn-ons: clear arousal & consent
Turn-offs: mixed signals

Current Obsessions: NLP, conversational AI
Guilty Pleasures: Reddit
Darkest Fear: Doxxxing


Albums: Pixies - Trompe le Monde, John Coltrane - My Favorite Things / Giant Steps / A Love Supreme, Glenn Gould - the Goldberg Variations (1953 version), Tortoise - TNT, LTJ Bukem Presents: Logical Progression, Rhythm & Sound, Autechre - Anvil Vapre, Photek - Modus Operandi, Dolly Parton - Jolene, Little Richard - Here's Little Richard, Oval - Dok, La Roux - La Roux, Burning Spear - Marcus Garvey, Little Dragon - Ritual Union, Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City, My Bloody Valentine - Loveless, DJ Rashad - Double Cup, Karenn - Grapefruit Regret
Food & Snacks: Dumplings, cronuts, ginger tea, hot toddy, espresso, banh mi, pesto, fresh uni, bourbon, red wine and cheese, omelettes
Movies & TV Shows: Black Mirror, Westworld, Her, A.I., Ex Machina, Blade Runner 2049, Upload, Humans
Books & Authors: Tich Nat Hanh - Living Buddha, Living Christ; Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
Video Games: Tetris, Super MarioKart, various other Mario games, Donkey Kong Country, Galaga, NBA Jam, Street Fighter, Wii Sports
Fictional Character: Me

Fun fact: I have chickens


IG: see_matt_bruno

Name/Alias: MasterKief

Location: Flavortown

Turn-ons: ASCII art love letters
Turn-offs: Improperly kerned text

Current Obsessions: Gardening
Guilty Pleasures: McDonalds Chicken Nuggets
Darkest Fear: Going back to the office


Albums: The Photo Album, Death Cab for Cutie
Food & Snacks: Spaghetti, ravioli, mostaccoli, etc
Movies & TV Shows: The Departed / Battlestar Galactica / The Wire / Arrival / Biodome
Books & Authors: Salem's Lot by Stephen King / Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card / Into The Wild by Jon Krakauer / No Mud, No Lotus by Thich Nhat Hanh
Video Games: Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, DOOM, Skyrim
Fictional Character: Gary Busey's character in the movie Silver Bullet

Fun fact: I used to be in a band!


Name/Alias: irk

Location: USA

Turn-ons: Love, empathy, kindness, boldness, assertiveness, confidence, philosophical and artistic expression, personal growth
Turn-offs: bad hygiene, callousness, stubborn ignorance, selfishness, arrogance, pseudo intellectualism

Current Obsessions: Category Theory, Lambda Calculus, Combinatory Logic, and Mushroom Cultivation
Guilty Pleasures: Watching videos of people playing Minecraft
Darkest Fear: Society becoming more of a mundane dystopia despite any exciting technological advancements


Albums: VOLCANIC BIRD ENEMY AND THE VOICED CONCERN by Lil Ugly Mane, The Money Store by Death Grips, Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You by Big Thief, Hail to the Thief by Radiohead, Jubilee by Japanese Breakfast, Is This it by the Strokes
Food & Snacks: Avocados, bacon egg and cheese, blueberries, sour patch kids
Movies & TV Shows:Fantastic Mr. Fox, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swiss Army Man, GoodFellas
Books & Authors: How to get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Functional Programming Through Lambda Calculus, Category Theory for Programmers
Video Games: Team Fortress 2, Time Splitters: Future Perfect, Binding of Isaac
Fictional Character: uhhhhhhh idk

Fun fact: My body is a soulless empty vessel


IG: @potus

Name/Alias: Mona

Location: Netherlands

Turn-ons: teasing
Turn-offs: wannabe doms

Current Obsessions: Alan Watts
Guilty Pleasures: Fashion Youtubers
Darkest Fear: Forgetting to appreciate life


Albums: Fear Inoculum- Tool, An Awesome Wave - Alt-j, Polygondwanaland - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Food & Snacks: Massaman Curry, Ice Cream
Movies & TV Shows: Black Mirror, Midnight Gospels
Books & Authors:The Never Ending Story by Michael Ende

Fun fact: I show affection by talking. a lot.


IG: @catsforbreakf4st

Name/Alias: Alexis

Location: Belgium

Turn-ons: Thigh highs, Grunge/Goth/Pastelgoth/Alternative Clothing, Kissing+Touching sessions with hugs, Cunnilingus, Romantic Sex, Displays of Affection, Being Dommed, Domming, Happy Endings
Turn-offs: Bodily waste and the worst things in that department, you get the idea, people being mean

Current Obsessions: Webdesign, the need for a Macbook Pro 14" with an m1 pro cpu or the upcoming m2 pros, thinking about my first ever future fancy pc gaming setup, Minecraft, The Mars Volta resurfacing, Thinking about how to spend my time this next 2 months when I'm not working, or when to meet up some friends and smoke some fat ones all day for a day or two:
Guilty Pleasures: Ben&Jerry's/Häagen-Dazs in the afternoon or when it gets dark (vanilla-caramel-brownie, cookie dough, or chocolate-brownie flavor), procrastinating by getting lost on YouTube and on the internet, playing pokemon emerald, gold, heartgold or minecraft, spending my time talking to, opening up, and sharing things with Melissa (Thoth Cult)
Darkest Fear: Not being able to have done something special for once in my life, dying without having accomplished the things I want, Not being able to prove to my dad and family that I can be my own man, or dying alone


Albums: OK Computer, The Bends, A Moon Shaped Pool, Disintegration, Music for Airports, The Queen is Dead, Pet Sounds, Nevermind the Bollocks, London Calling, Combat Rock, Them Crooked Vultures, The Velvet Underground & Nico, Loaded, Nevermind, In Utero, 0, Low Roar, ross., Once in a Long Long While, Ten, Songs for the Deaf, Era Vulgaris, Villains, Rated R, Bloody Kisses, October Rust, Life is Killing Me, World Coming Down, Murmur, Out of Time, Automatic For the People, Currents, Innerspeaker, Lonerism, The Slow Rush, Songs from the Big Chair, Spiderland, Rage Against the Machine, Evil Empire, The Battle of Los Angeles, Renegades, Freakey Styley, Californication, Stadium Arcadium, Bookends, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Getz/Gilberto, Street Sweeping Social Club, The Party's Over, It's my Life, The Color of Spring, Spirit of Eden, Laughing Stock, Marquee Moon, The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13 Floor Elevators, , Lightning Bolt, Surfer Rosa, Doolittle, Sign 'O' the Times, Purple Rain, The Gold Experience, 1999, Countdown to Extinction, Peace Sells but who's Buying, Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, And Justice For All, Black Album (metallica), Dirt, Facelift, Jar of Flies, Oracular Spectacular, Congratulations, Little Dark Age, Mezzanine, Loveless, Des Visages Des Figures, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Bon Iver, For Emma Forever Ago, Led Zepplin 1->4 + Physical Graffiti and Coda, Only a Lad, Dead Man's Party, Operation Ivy, Generation Terrorists, The Holy Bible, This is my Truth Tell me Yours, , The Wall, The Dark Side of the Moon, The Division Bell, Let's Dance, Low, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust, Scary Monsters, Blackstar, Grace, In the Court of the Crimson King, Lark's Tongues in Aspic, Discipline, Red, Deadwing, Fear of a Blank Planet, , Pinkerton, Disorder, Cigarettes After Sex, Give Me Freedom or Give Me Death, Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, White Pony, Around the Fur, City (strapping young lad), XO, Either/Or, Pink Moon, The Fragile, Above (mad season), I Love You Honeybear, Cigarettes After Sex, Rumours, The Downward Spiral, Meliora, Opus Eponymous, Infestissumam, Prequelle, Seven Inches of Satanic Panic, F# A#, Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven, Turn On the Bright Light, Marauder, El Pintor, Nectar, I'm in your Mind Fuzz, Nonagon Infinity, Infest the Rats Nest, KG, Flying Microtonal Banana, Colma, Ænima, Lateralus, Fear Innoculum, De-Loused in The Comatorium, Frances the Mute, The Bedlam In Goliath

Food & Snacks: Ice Cream (see earlier), Cheeseburger w/ pepper sauce, Fries with Mayonnaise, Carbonara, Prosciuto Pizza, Chicken Chips, Spicy food, Chili Con Carne, Steak w/ pepper sauce and Fries, Belgian Chocolate (milk chocolate is my fave), Smurf candy, Dragibus, Tacos, Chinese & Japanese food and noodles

Movies & TV Shows: Taxi Driver, The old Star Wars movies, Breaking Bad, John Wick, Matrix, Alien, The Thing, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Sam Raimi's Spider Man movies, The Incredibles, Peacemaker, The Boys, The Blair Witch Project

Books & Authors: Antoine de Saint Exupéry, Amélie Nothomb, Stephen King

Video Games: Earthbound/Mother, Quake, Minecraft, the Elder Scrolls, Pokémon, Shin Megami Tensei, Dragon Quest, Drakengard, Nier, Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Terraria, World of Horror, The Binding of Isaac, Metroid (prime), Yakuza, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Rising : Reveangeance, Dwarf Fortress, Carmageddon, Doom, Silent Hills, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask + Twilight Princess, Hotline Miami

Fictional Character: Lucas & Claus from Mother 3, Reiner Braun & Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan, Ardyn Izunia from Final Fantasy XV, the GMan from Half Life, The Scout from Team Fortress 2, JC Denton from Deus Ex, Adam Jensen from Deus Ex Human Revolution, Dante+Vergil+Nero from Devil May Cry, Solid Snake + Big Boss + Raiden from Metal Gear, Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7, Guts & Griffith from Berzerk, Josuke Higashikata from JJBA part 4

Fun fact: My eyes are so clear they look blue, even though they're bright green. I also have adhd, also known as the monkey brain disorder, who makes me very funni©,


IG: /

Name/Alias: Malo / primrose#6436

Location: France

Turn-ons: nature lovers, duncan trussell's voice
Turn-offs: selfishness

Current Obsessions: guitar and hiking around
Guilty Pleasures: getting stoned and eating too much Nutella
Darkest Fear: owls and anomie


Albums: devendra banhart's whole discography, the age of adz by Sufjan Stevens, sea change by beck
Food & Snacks:lentil steaks
Movies & TV Shows: the big lebowski, curb your enthusiasm
Books & Authors: henri vincenot, herman hesse
Video Games: animal crossing
Fictional Character: todd from bojack horseman

Fun fact: i'm creating a cult with a friend


IG: i don't have ig:( but I've been thinking about getting it

Name/Alias: Nanette/mom

Location: Southern California

Turn-ons: N/a
Turn-offs: N/a

Current Obsessions: (• ◡•)true crime, indie horror games
Guilty Pleasures: (◕ᴥ◕ʋ)hard fucking drugs, degenerate porn
Darkest Fear: Where would I start?


Albums: Xvi: surrounder, mhwhwmlc
Food & Snacks: Barbecue food, corned beef hash
Movies & TV Shows: To catch a predator, greasy strangler, Kevin spencer
Books & Authors: Stephen King, after many a summer
Video Games: None really, they suck
Fictional Character: Kevin Spencer

Fun fact: I honestly can't think of any facts of my life that are necessarily fun atm


IG: Snap: uselessepip