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*Spoils of July'25*
1. San Diego ComicCon Haul
- Click to explore
- Yes, I snuck in again. I packed in a few goodies into this year's haul post including some interviews and free online versions. I'm thinking of scanning in the vintage comics I snagged and uploading them to archive.org, since I was able to find one there.
Click here to see last year's haul.
2. FREE GUIDE
- yt-dlp-guide-intro.html
- Complete walkthrough on downloading videos from youtube (and thousands of other sites), for free, on a Mac, with subtitles embedded (as in the case of anime or foreign language videos where downloading the video file itself isn't enough) using command-line prompts
3. I became an Amazon Vine Reviewer
- You ever be looking at Amazon reviews and see "Product reviewed by Amazon Vine Customer" and wonder how these fools are getting free stuff from Amazon? now I am fools getting free stuff from Amazon! Im not sure what triggered it but I got an invitation and now I'm allotted up to three free things a day from a nega-Amazon portal full of crappy shit. Apparently you don't get the good stuff like electronics and shit until you reach Gold status, which requires 80 product reviews within a certain trial period and a few other metrics. At Gold there is no price cap on the products you can request, for regular shmegular Vine all the products are worth $100 or less. So far I've reviewed 35 items. The reason its a laugh now cry later situation is because its easy to forget that you might have to pay taxes on all the products they give you, even if they are free, assuming youre the kind of person that reports your taxes consistently and honestly.
4. The SBU Library
- The obsession continues. Big month in the SarahBoone-iverse. Used my Orange County Court account to lead a completely unhinged 33-page PreTrial thing written by Sarah, which the subreddit tore to shreds and a bunch of people would go on to cover, earning me not one but two shout-outs from my favorite Boone-tent creator. Because I hosted the pdf on my neocities account, I thought I might as well share it explicitly, in case any of y'all were curious. I think if you keep in mind that it's meant to be an official court document, you will begin to understand why Sarah Boone has become a legal lolcow. You will also find one of her finest motions filed last year where she the status of her holiday greeting cards are put on the public record with inordinate rage.
Mind you, none of these have to do with her murder case. These are the on-going family court filings where she is trying to compel her ex-husband to continue with alimony* and child support payments while she is serves her life sentence.
 LYING-motion.pdf | originally handwritten, bold text is used to indicate when phrases were underlined more than once. 3pgs. |
 Pretrial Compliance.pdf | This is what happens when the worlds worst Karen gets sentenced to life in prison. 33pgs. |
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which she calculates to be $67,000, to be paid in $300 installments for the next 18 years, even though it was set to expire in April of 2025
yes. child support payments.
5. Dicking around with the M5 Cardputer

Having fun with this thirty-dollar doo-hickey and teaching myself Arduino programming in the process. Comes with an internet radio amongst other apps and a community of multi-hatted hackers making all manner of destructive tools for it. And of course it runs DOOM.
border img made with Broider.
humanTooth-type-v.1.ttf
After long last, I am thrilled to report I have been able to cross an item off my perpetual to-do list:
Make my own font.
Granted, I kind of used a cheat code to get there, but that doesn't negate the fact that this font did not exist before, and now it does. Yes, it's a little rough around the edges and hard to read, but so am I. In case you can't tell- it's meant to be a Display font, rather than used for body text.
I submitted it to Fontesk.com, a site where I have wasted many an hour gathering fonts for the second coming of Christ, and was so fucking jazzed to see that they accepted it! As of this writing it is currently sitting on their front page, which left me cheering in my chair.
If you would like to download it and use it yourself, I have given it Public Domain license, meaning its free to use for commercial, personal, and spiritual projects.
Downloads:
☞ Just the .ttf file, thanks.
→ FULL PACKAGE ←
(Includes: .otf, .ttf, .woff, .woff2, license)
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LINK.DUMP #026 - digital anime, animation and anatomy archaeology, ancient math made modern, and standing on another planet while on earth. Plus some cool tools for neo-citizens.
JeJune
did you ever play JeJune?
aka the Jejune institute?
Its too much to explain but if you've ever seen the Jason
Segal show Dispatches from Elsewhere, its like that but
without the magical mary sue bitch.
I was lucky enough to have played a few rounds with my
brother or friends that came in from out of town, without
knowing what it was and would become.
I just thought it was one of those things that makes
san francisco "neat"
but now its gone and so is most else that supported that
same adjective.
but that was then and this is now,
so lets talk about last month.
This June was a pretty good one!
To no surprise most of my life unfolded online.
If you've ever happened upon my /now page*, you might have cottoned on to the fact
that i like to list the type of content im particularly keen on atm but one overarching content
category that has never left, is Sarah Boone-tent
*if you havent you would be forgiven as its hard to find and, like the little debbie ice cream line is neater in concept
than in practice
If you dont know who sarah boone is, here is the long and the short of it:
‣ Our Sarah, an alcoholic-in-denial, kills her boyfriend Jorge by zipping him in a suitcase and leaving him to suffocate.
‣ She finds him the next morning and calls 911 while clearly still hung over.
‣ The couple had shared a phone which she gladly gave over to detectives NOT REMEMBERING that she had
recorded video of herself taunting and torturing Jorge while he begged to be let out.
‣ Her interrogation was so manic, panicked, and full of narcissistic quips that it became an instant true crime classic.
~~ "I dont think you all understand who I am, I am an outstanding mother to my son, I'm a straight-A student*, I excel at everything."
‣ *She was 42 at the time
‣ After she was arrested she began running through court-appointed attorneys, who would withdraw
due to "irreconcilable differences", meaning, she was insufferable.
‣ As she's going through attorneys she's also writing long and absurd, unhinged handwritten letters to the judge about how dissatisfied she was
with her attorneys and eventually the judge himself, that read as "complaints to the manager" meets "highschool student trying to reach the word count".
‣ She writes a 58-page letter complaining about her EIGHTH attorney at which point the judge rules she has
waived her right to court appointed counsel through her behavior and has to represent herself.
‣ A lawyer would eventually come to represent her and regret doing so.
‣ The trial. The trial was a lot. For the state's rebuttal they just played videos from Sarah's phone and read out her texts. No witnesses called.
‣ Sarah gets sentenced to life in prison.
‣ What happened after that would take too long to type.
Needless to say there was always a ton of content coming out keeping folks updated on miss Sarah Boone.
Its how I was introduced to trial watch streams.
Parallel to her criminal case was a civil case between her and her ex-husband. Sarah had been living off of her $1,000 per month alimony and the $100 she got in child support payments since she was supposed to have her son for four days out of the week to her husband's 3 (this was hardly ever the case, as she was usually too drunk to pick him up). While Sarah was incarcerated she expected those payments to continue and be deposited into her commissary account so she could buy honeybuns and butterfingers. She was FURIOUS when her ex tried to adjust the terms of her alimony, we know this because she started writing letters to the judge of that case too.
Thing is, r/SarahBooneCase, hub for all things Boone on reddit, did not allow posts pertaining to the family court case once the criminal trial had ended. Which goes back to what I did this month. I started r/SarahBooneContinued. I found a good 500+ folks that are just as nosy as I am who have joined me in pouring over every bit of data dumb bitch Boone generates, through her jailhouse text messages, messed up motions and letters to the court. If you think nothing productive can come of this I would invite you to see my upcoming essay on Sarah Boone's Pro Se Motions and Universal Basic Income as proposed in Jared Lanier's Who Owns the Future.
And if I wasn't living in my computer enough, I also started a stationery specific substack as a vessel for my stationery related fixation. You can find that at https://stationeryspecific.substack.com
I only have two posts (one on the discontinued Pilot Multiball and the other rounding up niche industry-oriented stationery finds) and a technical third I used to promote over on r/fountainpens where I gave away a free stamp template with instructions on how to get it made.
The rest of the month was spent ordering junk on the internet, making gifts, and working towards a promotion at work so I can order even more junk on the internet. The vicious circle that never ends. Hakuna Matata. hasta mañana.

May was marked with new acquisitions, soft work and partial dedication. Meaning i bought a lot of shit online and did my job. You may have noticed that im in the habit of collecting colors this year. Idk if thats the right phrasing. it's what im wasting my money on. ink and paint. club. This month's standouts were shade-splitting handmade watercolors from
Dusty Bee on Etsy and a range of draw-joppers from
Kitty Ink Pot, the Orient's best kept secret. These inks are shifty and feel almost alive, changing color entirely depending on paper type [
test]. Getting them to my room in
[REDACTED] was a triumph of globalization as the only supplier i could find online was
Soe & Soe in Australia. Shipping was twenty american bucks but I was riding one of those sad on myself for missing the family trip to Asia waves so I pressed the fuck-it button, aka 'PLACE ORDER'.

(Click to enlarge)
I have actually been using them too, you can see Rustic Copper, an almost impossible simultaneous navy and orange-red, in the ears of this Xolo
I painted per Clark's request. Another treat I received as compensation for missing the trip was this glorious gift from my brother and his wife:
THE LIMITED EDITION HONGKONG MCDONALDS MAH JONG SET 
Jen and I had discovered it on IG back in January when it was released, dismayed to find that it was going for hundreds of dollars. They had tasked one of our least favorite cousins with two baby mamas in Hong Kong to buy it on their version of mercari while he was out there and fly it back to Taiwan where they picked it up and brought back for me here in [REDACTED].
They also facetimed me from the PLOTTER store in Taipei which turned out to be better stocked than the flagship in Tokyo. We all geeked out together on their luxury paper goods. Brother's holy grail item is the whiteboard insert which had a brief and glorious existence at a pop-up event in possibly Chicago.
He would have to settle for a frankenstein solution, which would prompt me to lend my recently acquired whiteboard notebook and dry/wet erase marker & pen knowledge, distilled into the Whiteboard Report. My passion for paper and my penchant for sharing have inspired me to start a stationery specific substack, where I plan to sink many hours once i get past merely parking my preferred username.
Did you know you can order custom stamps? the ka-thunking self inking kind? for like, 10 bucks? Every night when I write down what I did, I like to make note of what pen/ink I'm using. I have a few mini stamps that look like pens and others that look like ink. I saw an Eric Small Things stamp that seemed perfectly catered to that purpose but come to find that it's sold out and $30 bucks when it wasn't. Also come to find that Eric Small Things is a demigod in the Japanese side of journal world.
Currently reading:

PS: Can you spot the possum? i pass it nearly every day I walk the dog, its been sitting in the sun mummifying for over a year. I took a pic with my little thermal camera.
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MEGALINK.DUMP #025
- hella bands in Japan
- david lynch's coffee makers for sale
- RN# 75343
- マクドナルド 月見バーガー
- cool tools
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Hey. Heres something you may not know about me I am fucking obsessed with pens and inks and over the course of the past year have been building up a decent fountain pen collection. Here's a showcase of what came in the mail this month (the pouch is from Daiso and the xxxl zipper pull doubles as a phone stand!)
Notes
- THe OHTO MS01 mechanical pencil has a cool feature that allows you to dial the lead sleeve up or down and the length of the lead extended with each click.
- The kaküno is a limited edition color with a gold nib and trademark happyface currently inked with limited-er edition ink from a Kuretake Ink Cafe Karrapo pen Monster & Ghost -themed set I found in Taiwan a few years ago
- The TWSBI Eco-T is inked with my current favorite color from my all time favorite line, Kyokkou from Sailor's Yurameku series. Scan cannot do itjustice.
- My dad discovered the ZENTO series via youtube (he's a pen & stationery freak too) after watching this video sometime back in February, and became fixated on getting his hands on the Signature, which was sold out in the US and Japan. Undeterred, he set alerts and regularly refreshed sites, buying every other edition the pen came in until it was available. Both the Signature and the Flow were from him. If youre gonna get one, the Basic is just fine, and get it in a size .7, the ink is soooo juicy and light your hand feels like its flying as the blackest of blacks trails behind (not recommended for the left-handed). The Signature features a smooth, weight-balanced metal body with a magnetic cap that is a tactile joy to fuck with, while the Flow has an admittedly better clip.
Like most months, i spent most of it working diligently at a job I enjoy, this month even more so because I opted out of a trip to Taiwan and Japan to stay behind and keep up with my moneys. I was treated to several facetime calls from overseas stationery shops where I got to do some remote shopping. I got my BOOX ereader back when I thought I was going to be taking a pair of 14 hour flights, but its served me well regardless. One of my favorite online activities is going fucko on z-lib and downloading as many interesting books as I can. The one thing I can't stand is a boring cover, or none at all, and I'll often make my own to pretty up my digital shelves. Many had to be redone to remind me of what the books is actually about*, with the requirement of remaining legible at 125px-ish. Here's some I made:
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Jacques Derrida writes "The Madness of the Day is a story whose title runs wild and drives the reader mad, la folie du jour, the madness of today, which leads to the madness that comes from the day, is born of it, as well as the madness of the day itself, itself mad." Blanchot was a contemporary of Derrida and their prose often published together |
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big book of aphorisms from western philosophy's angriest mustache |
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Novel about being a wife, mother, and artist who wakes up one day to the fact that the idyllic life she sold herself on is bullshit. When she married him, she thought her and her husband wanted the same things, a creative life filled with joy and children. But it’s not long until Jane finds herself subsumed by John’s ambitions and ego; in short, she becomes a wife. |
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A story about a woman obsessed with her glamorous neighbor living in the brownstone next door. Recommended in reading books about obsession |
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Essay by C. Thi Nguyen recommended by CJtheX, Canadian freak and video essayist savant. |
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Perspectives on Digital Humanism, or, The Internet is Dead! Long Live the Internet! |
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"Twisting the politics of representation around the representation of politics, these essays uncover a rich trove of information in the formal shifts and aberrant distortions of accelerated capitalism, of the art system as a vast mine of labor extraction and passionate commitment, of occupation and internship, of structural and literal violence, enchantment and fun, of hysterical, uncontrollable flight through the wreckage of postcolonial and modernist discourses and their unanticipated openings."
Whatever that means. |
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A collection of essays that explore the concept of decay in various sociopolitical contexts. The book delves into the mechanisms, conditions, and temporalities of decay, providing readers with a nuanced and rigorous understanding of the topic. |
*the above shouldn't be taken as explicit recommendations as most of these were downloaded on a whim and I have no idea if they are actually good. Some of the descriptions are copy pasto. guess which ones!
As far as what I actually read.. I finished The Vegetarian by Han Kang, which was weird, fucked up and the ending was abrupt. I liked it. but it was weird. Found it on this list of 10 Kafkaesque Novels to Mess with Your Mind while searching for the book cover of another novel. Granted the article title is a little corny, but what's cornier is the author of the article self inserts her own book on the list. That being said there's a few good titles and most of the lists I've found in the Literature section of her site are perfectly fine, like 10 Transgressive Books by Weird Women where she is notably absent. Is she not weird or her book not transgressive?

Between chapters of the Vegetarian I read the real book version of Baby Blue by Bim Erikkson which was a delightful lesbian romp about fighting fascists in a sci fi future set in Sweden.
Read another graphic novel during the last days of April that I had heard a lot of good things about, Grant Morisson's Nameless. Psychedelic gore core, Event Horizon meets Inception with an Irish accent. Loved it. I'd put it next to Hard-Boiled (or just below).
monthly miscellany
- spent the afternoon with a one-eyed dog that was lost in my neighborhood, put up posters and posted to the neighbor app, and ultimately reunited the pup with his owner's adult grandchildren when I spotted a car driving slowly up my street and I ran out shouting "YOU LOOKING FOR A DOG? ONE EYE?". His name was Parker, I would come to learn.
- got rocked by a certified earthquake that was more than what I would usually ignore.
- I tried a new species of orange.
- Found god in an arrachera and adobada loaded baked potato (its the new carne asada fries and feels like the first time you had a -California burrito-). Access to "new" Mexican food being one of the biggest blessings of living along the border.
Discovered canned coffee foam.
- Started walking chola's dad's neighbor's big doofy dog Molly multiple times a week.

Ps. Here's a pic of Molly pretending to be the same size as Chola.

Happy Easters!
This month in color:
- @ Potters Pink
- ≈ Indian Red
- @ Mars Violet
- ≈ Ostwald Grey
- @ Davy's Grey
- ≈ Mineral Grey
- @ Yellow Grey
- ≈ Hematite Mist
- @ Grey Rose Mist
- ≈ Grey Blue Mist
Huge breakthrough on
pigments and how they
behave. Considering
developing my abandoned
watercolor site into a
blog for material notes.
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NEW PLOTTER!!*~.

FebruarY, 2o25
I’d say the month was robust. Had a creative burst at the top of the hour and cranked out 4 cricut cuts of varying intricacy I’ve uploaded the cut files here
(Click here to see them in use.)*
Started a reading style where I round robin between short stories from anthologies and essays I have saved on my BOOX Color Go 7. Samanta Schweblin was a strong standout. She has this way of writing that seems simultaneously for and in spite of the reader. What i mean is, her stories are built so that everything comes together at the very end and everything is tense and terrible til then. Discomfort content. yeah.
Acquired tons of new art supplies and made it a priority to use my old ones. Massive overhaul on my main mega watercolor palette, It was a month of swatching and minimal proper painting. The last thing in my sketchbook is an ode to old internets. hint:
When Hell is full,
the dead will walk the earth
PURE EVIL SINCE 1996
Flush please
* Artist credit for image background: Ying Wu

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Blessed to have spent the end of the year and the beginning of the current one, for the first time in many, with my very best friend
kiapou, pictured here dancing drunk in our kitchen approximately three and a half lifetimes ago. we spent the first day of the new year sitting on various tables and chairs throughout the county freshly forgetting at each new location that most things were closed due to the holiday and hangovers. She hit the road early the next morning, needing to make it to (place) the next state over before nightfall. i bid her farewell and sent her off with a huge stack of my magazines for her to flip through
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a few days later, multiple fires would erupt across LA county, leading to
this exchange in our family group text. Later that day my brother, his wife, and their cone-headed dog would pile into their Rivian named RiRi and come to shelter ahead of evacuation warnings. ngl it was fun having them in town for a week since usually their stays are limited to dinner or a single overnight at most. A not insignificant amount of time was spent eating ice cream, going to the mall and going to the mall to eat ice cream. The mall happened to have a kiosk selling blind boxes these
naked baby figurines 弟妹 collects, kfc mini brands for me and Japanese strawberry ube soft serve for all. We also spent some time at the arcade so jen could play some iteration of DDR and I could prove to myself that the claw machines there were a rip off.
Beyond crafting and painting, I spent a large part of my downtime perfecting my cyber experience, tweaking system settings and downloading increasingly obscure utility apps.
-[Pause to code an entire tangent page highlighting my favorite productivity finds]-
idk some other shit happened but putting the above page together really drained my batteries. there was a fire? i got myself back into painting and so that was cool, nothing big, mostly sketchbook stuff. broke in my hibino (this year's hobonichi alternative), whipped up a little animation i ought not to share, obsessed over that avatar rig i did in december, saw a racoon, caught the planetary procession which was pretty nifty, put together a few non-official Temu lego sets... oh! 新年快樂! bing bong.
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